Post by Raphael on Feb 16, 2010 9:35:45 GMT -5
Below are five different ways to avail yourself of the list of foods designated to each character while enjoying the turtle movies. Any way you choose, it will be one hell of a feast with some plop, plop, fizz fizz oh what a relief it is alka seltzer.
BRIGHT LINE RULE: You must eat pork rinds no matter which method of feasting you choose. The turtles all like pork rinds. It is a must! And I seriously advise to not look at the ingredients for pork rinds. It's best to wonder what they truly mean than to find out. Don't even think about it. Stop it! Nooooooooooooo!
Michelangelo's Way aka the Movie Marathon Way: Watch all four movies, either at once or on separate days. Mikey would probably be the only turtle willing to watch all the movies, even the dreaded third one. Each movie is broken down into two characters, both of whoms' designated foods you must consume while watching the movie.
Movie 1: Splinter/Shredder
Movie 2: Donatello/Leonardo
Movie 3: April/Casey
Movie 4: Michelangelo/Raphael
The characters are paired off with whose food will best compliment each other, and the pairing is attached to which movie focuses on them the most. Sadly, Don and Mike both got fucking screwed in the fourth movie, but at least Mikey had the coolest intro with the skateboarding and all. That was awesome.
Raphael's Way aka the Selective Movie Marathon: Watch the 1st, 2nd and 4th movie either all at once or on separate days. Raph won't watch the third movie because not only does it not focus on himself, he also looks like a leper in it. Again, the movies are broken into characters whose food best compliment each other.
Movie 1: Shredder/Casey/Raphael
Movie 2: Shredder/April/Donatello
Movie 4: Splinter/Michelangelo/Leonardo
Donatello's Way aka Eat Your RP Character: Eat only the foods of the character you RP with as you watch the movies. Donatello is sensible and would choose this way because he would obviously enjoy eating his own food and would rather not subject himself to the horrors that is Mikey's heartattack fest.
Leonardo's Way aka The Sane Way: This is the most sane way to enjoy the foods that shouldn't result in a throw-up fest at the end and might actually be tasty and healthy! Of course Leo would choose the healthy and sane way. He'd be very meticulous too in preparing his eight course meal. Only one food from each character is chosen for the meal. In order of how the courses could go:
Splinter: Sushi
Donatello: Spring Rolls
Shredder: Sauerkraut
Casey: Mini-hot dogs
Raphael: Chili
Michelangelo: Pomegranate Margarita with Pop Rocks
Leonardo: Steak
April: Ginger Snaps
Another Mikey Way: Finally, you could turn the eating into a game while watching the movies! Of course Mikey would love a game made out of eating. Also, this method includes only the candy and the drinks for each character, and most likely only Mike would be willing to just scarf down candy and alcohol. The game is whenever a character appears on screen, you gotta take a drink of his/her drink and eat some of his/her candy. For the turtles, since they appear so often, it can go for each scene change. Otherwise, you'd be smashed by the time the first line is said! And you'll know you've played the game right if you end up puking a rainbow at the end! Yay!
BRIGHT LINE RULE: You must eat pork rinds no matter which method of feasting you choose. The turtles all like pork rinds. It is a must! And I seriously advise to not look at the ingredients for pork rinds. It's best to wonder what they truly mean than to find out. Don't even think about it. Stop it! Nooooooooooooo!
Michelangelo's Way aka the Movie Marathon Way: Watch all four movies, either at once or on separate days. Mikey would probably be the only turtle willing to watch all the movies, even the dreaded third one. Each movie is broken down into two characters, both of whoms' designated foods you must consume while watching the movie.
Movie 1: Splinter/Shredder
Movie 2: Donatello/Leonardo
Movie 3: April/Casey
Movie 4: Michelangelo/Raphael
The characters are paired off with whose food will best compliment each other, and the pairing is attached to which movie focuses on them the most. Sadly, Don and Mike both got fucking screwed in the fourth movie, but at least Mikey had the coolest intro with the skateboarding and all. That was awesome.
Raphael's Way aka the Selective Movie Marathon: Watch the 1st, 2nd and 4th movie either all at once or on separate days. Raph won't watch the third movie because not only does it not focus on himself, he also looks like a leper in it. Again, the movies are broken into characters whose food best compliment each other.
Movie 1: Shredder/Casey/Raphael
Movie 2: Shredder/April/Donatello
Movie 4: Splinter/Michelangelo/Leonardo
Donatello's Way aka Eat Your RP Character: Eat only the foods of the character you RP with as you watch the movies. Donatello is sensible and would choose this way because he would obviously enjoy eating his own food and would rather not subject himself to the horrors that is Mikey's heartattack fest.
Leonardo's Way aka The Sane Way: This is the most sane way to enjoy the foods that shouldn't result in a throw-up fest at the end and might actually be tasty and healthy! Of course Leo would choose the healthy and sane way. He'd be very meticulous too in preparing his eight course meal. Only one food from each character is chosen for the meal. In order of how the courses could go:
Splinter: Sushi
Donatello: Spring Rolls
Shredder: Sauerkraut
Casey: Mini-hot dogs
Raphael: Chili
Michelangelo: Pomegranate Margarita with Pop Rocks
Leonardo: Steak
April: Ginger Snaps
Another Mikey Way: Finally, you could turn the eating into a game while watching the movies! Of course Mikey would love a game made out of eating. Also, this method includes only the candy and the drinks for each character, and most likely only Mike would be willing to just scarf down candy and alcohol. The game is whenever a character appears on screen, you gotta take a drink of his/her drink and eat some of his/her candy. For the turtles, since they appear so often, it can go for each scene change. Otherwise, you'd be smashed by the time the first line is said! And you'll know you've played the game right if you end up puking a rainbow at the end! Yay!