Post by Raphael on Feb 16, 2010 9:38:30 GMT -5
Candy:
Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Leo never does.
Junior Mints: Splinter Jr. Everyone likes it, but it's nobody's favorite.
Raisinets: Wrinkly and old on the inside but appealing on the outside. (Don't be too offended Leo, they taste great!)
Appetizers:
Mini Quiches: They're a nice cohesion of many different ingredients into one fantabulous appetizer. He seems the more spinachy type somehow. It must be the wholesome goodness of spinach.
Spinach Artichoke Dip: Somehow Leo is very spinachy. And he does tend to choke the life out of fun times! Leo, reach behind and pull. See that stick? That's what was holding you back. Also, he can be a wet sponge, like dip that sticks to your chip and won't let go. You're a tenacious little bastard in everything you do, Leo.
Dinner:
Steak: Steak is a typical meal, just as Leo is a predictable and reliable turtle. Still, steak can be tough, as Leonardo can be a hard taskmaster, but also rare and bloody, like he gets when his ass is whooped. Steak also take center stage when it's meal time, just as Leo hogs all the limelight from the cooler brothers who skateboard. Now, I don't want to be chopped liver even if it is so tasty!
Drinks:
Red Wine: This is probably the only drink that Leo will deign to quaff. Red wine has a sophisticated atmosphere about it that Leo tries to project (and fails miserably if I do say so myself. And I do!). Leo probably considers himself a sommelier, swirling his wine all about and sniffing it all pretentious like. Then he'd swoosh it all around in his mouth until I snuck up behind and psssh, wine spewing all about!
Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Leo never does.
Junior Mints: Splinter Jr. Everyone likes it, but it's nobody's favorite.
Raisinets: Wrinkly and old on the inside but appealing on the outside. (Don't be too offended Leo, they taste great!)
Appetizers:
Mini Quiches: They're a nice cohesion of many different ingredients into one fantabulous appetizer. He seems the more spinachy type somehow. It must be the wholesome goodness of spinach.
Spinach Artichoke Dip: Somehow Leo is very spinachy. And he does tend to choke the life out of fun times! Leo, reach behind and pull. See that stick? That's what was holding you back. Also, he can be a wet sponge, like dip that sticks to your chip and won't let go. You're a tenacious little bastard in everything you do, Leo.
Dinner:
Steak: Steak is a typical meal, just as Leo is a predictable and reliable turtle. Still, steak can be tough, as Leonardo can be a hard taskmaster, but also rare and bloody, like he gets when his ass is whooped. Steak also take center stage when it's meal time, just as Leo hogs all the limelight from the cooler brothers who skateboard. Now, I don't want to be chopped liver even if it is so tasty!
Drinks:
Red Wine: This is probably the only drink that Leo will deign to quaff. Red wine has a sophisticated atmosphere about it that Leo tries to project (and fails miserably if I do say so myself. And I do!). Leo probably considers himself a sommelier, swirling his wine all about and sniffing it all pretentious like. Then he'd swoosh it all around in his mouth until I snuck up behind and psssh, wine spewing all about!