Post by Raphael on Feb 16, 2010 9:42:35 GMT -5
Candy:
Smarties: Read the name, fuckhead.
Nerds: Donny, sometimes you gotta step away from the computer. No, not towards the Stephen Hawking book. Look, outside. Don't worry, the light won't harm you. That's it.
Payday: He just is, somehow. And he does earn money, unlike two other slackers I can think of.
Appetizers:
Spring Rolls: Fresh and flavorful, a myriad of ingredients partially obscured by the opaque wrapper. He's not the most open turtle, but not the most closed off either.
Stuffed Mushrooms: His brain is stuffed full'a knowledge and I've always imagined Don as an earthy flavored kind of guy. Maybe it was the color of his action figure's skin back in the 90's. The dark olive tone that reminded me of cooked mushroom so much.
Shrimp Cocktail: Refined, delicate technical work goes into the eating and preparing of shrimp.
Dinner:
Turkey Mornay: It's a casserole dish with turkey, broccoli and cheese. Don is a casserole dish. Kinda bland and nothing exotic but still delicious. He's turkey because he's all goofy with his math and integers. A geeky turkey. He can be cheesy too, asking Mikey what'd they do if Splinter ever kicked the bucket, became dead as a doornail rat. Broccoli is healthy and good for the brain, just as Don is a brainiac.
Drinks:
Brandy: Brandy is more of a high class drink that you see in old black and white movies all the time. A more intelligent drink, if you will, like Don. You have to wear a monocle when drinking it. If you don't then you're just a poser. Don't worry, Donny boy, I'll get you a monocle so you won't be a turtle poser. It also comes in the fancy shamancy crystal snifter, and you pour it all out for your guests in pretty little crystal glasses. Don would so drink this while on his computer, trying to be all high class and looking smart. Then he'd spill it on his laptop and run around like a chicken with its head cut off. And never be invited to any parties again. Aw. *pat pat*
Smarties: Read the name, fuckhead.
Nerds: Donny, sometimes you gotta step away from the computer. No, not towards the Stephen Hawking book. Look, outside. Don't worry, the light won't harm you. That's it.
Payday: He just is, somehow. And he does earn money, unlike two other slackers I can think of.
Appetizers:
Spring Rolls: Fresh and flavorful, a myriad of ingredients partially obscured by the opaque wrapper. He's not the most open turtle, but not the most closed off either.
Stuffed Mushrooms: His brain is stuffed full'a knowledge and I've always imagined Don as an earthy flavored kind of guy. Maybe it was the color of his action figure's skin back in the 90's. The dark olive tone that reminded me of cooked mushroom so much.
Shrimp Cocktail: Refined, delicate technical work goes into the eating and preparing of shrimp.
Dinner:
Turkey Mornay: It's a casserole dish with turkey, broccoli and cheese. Don is a casserole dish. Kinda bland and nothing exotic but still delicious. He's turkey because he's all goofy with his math and integers. A geeky turkey. He can be cheesy too, asking Mikey what'd they do if Splinter ever kicked the bucket, became dead as a doornail rat. Broccoli is healthy and good for the brain, just as Don is a brainiac.
Drinks:
Brandy: Brandy is more of a high class drink that you see in old black and white movies all the time. A more intelligent drink, if you will, like Don. You have to wear a monocle when drinking it. If you don't then you're just a poser. Don't worry, Donny boy, I'll get you a monocle so you won't be a turtle poser. It also comes in the fancy shamancy crystal snifter, and you pour it all out for your guests in pretty little crystal glasses. Don would so drink this while on his computer, trying to be all high class and looking smart. Then he'd spill it on his laptop and run around like a chicken with its head cut off. And never be invited to any parties again. Aw. *pat pat*