Post by Raphael on Feb 16, 2010 9:46:07 GMT -5
Candy:
Werther's Original: He's old and goes on and on and on.
Dove Dark Chocolate: The mature bitter taste all wrapped up in a trite nugget of wisdom.
Riesen: Because Splinter is full of reason and advice, and while he looks feeble on the outside, inside, he's a hard slab of caramel waiting to attack your unsuspecting teeth.
Appetizers:
Seaweed Salad: It's a Japanese dish, just like Splinter is from Japan, or at least a Japanese cage. Also, it's very traditional and healthy.
Mozzarella Sticks: They're stringy inside, like Splinter is an old stringy rat, but they sure do stretch and hold on tight, just like Splinter clings to life with his bare claws. Don't go towards the light, Master!
More Candy:
Peanut Brittle: Because he is old and brittle and the candy dates back to days of old. Don't fall and break a hip, Master!
Dinner:
Sushi: Traditional and Japanese, easy for his old teeth to chew. The fish is good for your brain juices and to keep him from getting senile. "Is that you Leonardo? No more partying! Ten flips now!" "But Master, I'm Donatello, and I'm sitting here quietly in my lab!" "You think we could pass him off as human enough to dump in an old folks home?"
Drinks:
Sake: Traditioooooooooooooooooooon!
Werther's Original: He's old and goes on and on and on.
Dove Dark Chocolate: The mature bitter taste all wrapped up in a trite nugget of wisdom.
Riesen: Because Splinter is full of reason and advice, and while he looks feeble on the outside, inside, he's a hard slab of caramel waiting to attack your unsuspecting teeth.
Appetizers:
Seaweed Salad: It's a Japanese dish, just like Splinter is from Japan, or at least a Japanese cage. Also, it's very traditional and healthy.
Mozzarella Sticks: They're stringy inside, like Splinter is an old stringy rat, but they sure do stretch and hold on tight, just like Splinter clings to life with his bare claws. Don't go towards the light, Master!
More Candy:
Peanut Brittle: Because he is old and brittle and the candy dates back to days of old. Don't fall and break a hip, Master!
Dinner:
Sushi: Traditional and Japanese, easy for his old teeth to chew. The fish is good for your brain juices and to keep him from getting senile. "Is that you Leonardo? No more partying! Ten flips now!" "But Master, I'm Donatello, and I'm sitting here quietly in my lab!" "You think we could pass him off as human enough to dump in an old folks home?"
Drinks:
Sake: Traditioooooooooooooooooooon!